Jordan Tepper
@JordanTepper
Playing with your food: Blintz
Play With Your Food! Mint!
Play With Your Food! Wormwood.
How do you prevent someone from stealing your bagel? You put lox on it!
Bougie mac and cheese
Drums or flat, what gives you wangs?
Are you down with the big "P?" Big P to the V?
What kind of schmear are you?
Is cereal soup?
What kind of bagel do you like and what are your toppings?