@JordanTepper
Jordan Tepper
@JordanTepper · 3:00

What kind of schmear are you?

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And the orange cream cheese is actually that is sundried tomato. It can also be Suziki sauce. It can be a type of any type of condiment, any type of thing that you spread. What type of spread are you now? I think I might be an olive cream cheese spread because I'm smooth and creamy and a little bit salty. It doesn't have to be your favorite, but just something that describes you

#foodtalk #icebreaker #society #askswell #life Schmear or Smear; noun; "spread"; the bagel is perfect with a schmear of cream cheese.

@Astroality
Carly D
@Astroality · 0:53
Sometimes I literally will choke you out, and sometimes it's like the nicest little warmth you've ever felt. I don't know. That's just me. My personality can be very spicy. It just depends on the person. It depends on the subject. Right? And I just feel like sometimes you need a little spice in your life. Sometimes you need a little heat. Sometimes you need a little warmth. Like, I am for sure a whipped jalapeno cream cheese smear. That's me
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@JordanTepper
Jordan Tepper
@JordanTepper · 1:04

@Astroality

All I'm thinking is I like some spice, spice in your life. And you're like and then when I was reading, you know, you could read the transcript. All I read was, I will choke you out. I'm spicy. I have a spice of jalapeno and I will whip you and choke you out. I can see that, Carly. I can see that. You're like this. Five two curly haired, spicy jalapeno
@Swell
Swell Team
@Swell · 0:15

Welcome to Swell!

@Astroality
Carly D
@Astroality · 0:23

@JordanTepper

This this made me laugh so hard because it's so true. You literally just, like, nailed my entire autobiography. Oh, my God. You are so funny. I hope you're having a fantastic day. It
@Her_Sisu
J.L. Beasley
@Her_Sisu · 3:12
Ah. Okay. So the only smear I am familiar with is the one that I partake in at Panera Bread, and I really don't even go there that much anymore. However, when I do, I'll get a cinnamon toast crunch bagel toasted with butter. And because and because why not? If I'm going to go go hard, I'm going to go all the way or go home. I'm not going to be like, oh, yes, give me the bagel
@JordanTepper
Jordan Tepper
@JordanTepper · 0:35

@Her_Sisu

Apple butter is good. Have you had the apple butter from Cracker Barrel? It's the t***. Yeah. You eat what you like, that's all that matters. Who cares? Just eat it. You eat it a food because you like it a boot. But I think more things should be served with apple butter. Absolutely
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