"…When when when life gives you avocado guacamole. I have an avocado tree in my backyard. It is very mature, very tall, at least three stories tall. I do not have a ladder or a pole to get the fruit. It is out of my reach. However, I do have neighbors of the nonhuman variety that happily or accidentally knock the fruit to the ground. These include squirrels, Crows. These are ones I've seen.…"