Christopher Melkus

@teenmethuselah

14 Followers

variously employed, writing, horror fan, music obsessed, knowledge of booze, St Louis located

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 1:46
#Storytune concept

Send me songs you want to hear me turn into story seeds

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 0:54
Podcast hijacking (podjacking)

#podcastless

 
Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 1:51
Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 4:49
A good clown, unfortunately

#scareactor #careactor #whoslaughingnow #honkhonk

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 1:09
Lime time

#ginandtonic

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 4:54
Probably the weirdest thing on Swell
Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 4:12
Hope you like hearing about urological dysfunction!

#Intravesicalprostaticprotrusion #peopleforwhitenoiseinpublicbathrooms

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 3:31
My subconscious is having a midlife crisis

#apexlegends

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 4:19
I'm bad at things and I'm not ashamed to admit it
Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 2:25
I found a file in my Google drive titled "jokes"
Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 2:52
I know it's gross but I want to see it anyway
Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 4:53
Please let me visit the robot colony on Mars

I promise won't tell the humans #conspiracytheory #tannhausergate #bladefunner #AIAIO

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 4:58
Boots With Spurs (rip) - Dead Man

#progrock #conceptalbum #intermission

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 0:10
K new joke
Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 2:08
Swell and picture uploads
Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 1:35
Swell is *perfect* for scary stories

#horror #scarystories #spooky

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 3:51
Swell needs to be more fucked up

#instatwitter #threads #weirdswell #pleasefuckingswearmore

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 1:38
Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 4:56
NIMONA and the Hollywood ending

#nimona #netflix #spoilers

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 4:55
Redfall is a game I like because of what it does right

#videogames #redfall #bethesdasoftworks #arkanestudios #xbox #gamepass #horrorgames

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 3:19
Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 1:38
Ghostchase ( #Storytune 1) - "Let's Dance In The Dirt!" by Macabre Plaza

The very first #Storytune! Created from the suggestion of @rocio, using the song "Let's Dance In The Dirt!" by Macabre Plaza. Made in Bandlab.

Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 0:34
#MyProfile | Christopher Melkus

#FirstSwell