Jodi schiller
@FSMDevotee · 2:29
I bow to the glory of your large, awesome, delicious pork and beef meatballs
Look at those noodley tendrils. How could such a being not put me first in every moment? How could that happen? Oh, beloved flying Spaghetti Monster. Oh, beloved flying Spaghetti Monster. Oh, when I think of my existence without you, I'm lost. Because I'm a person, and I've got a lot of things going on in my life. And if I didn't have some meaning, if I didn't have something above me somehow, what would be the point, really?
Dewuan .
@FryedOreo · 0:54
I'm not really a meatball type of person, quite honestly, but you tagged me in this post, so I'm stuck with a gun to my head, and I had to respond. I oh, no. It looks like that gun's about to be like
Jodi schiller
@FSMDevotee · 0:45
How dare you? How dare you question the importance of the meatballs in the spaghetti? You are an apostate to the true faith of the flying spaghetti monster. And my God my God will come at you with his spaghetti noodle, with his spaghetti tendrils and then wrap you in them and smother you with his tendrils. Because you're not allowed to even have those kinds of thoughts. Of course we don't accept vegetarianism. Of course we don't accept vegans. Only meatballs, only spaghetti is accepted
Swell Team
@Swell · 0:15
Dewuan .
@FryedOreo · 0:36
You. Thank you for making me smile. And perhaps for the first time in a while on this swell platform I heard a swell that was out of this world. Continue to praise your pork and beef meatball god with extra marinara sauce and hopefully angel O'Hare pasta noodles. And although I am an agnostic, you're slowly convincing me to believe
Jodi schiller
@FSMDevotee · 0:51
You. I am not surprised to hear that you're having an awakening to the deep, passionate love my God, the flying spaghetti monster feels for all of us. What you were actually responding to was the holy marinara sauce that he based us all in. It's sort of you can't see it. It's just kind of everywhere. And it sort of affects you on this sort of telepathic level anyway
Because eating plant based meatballs, it's like eating a false god, and it feels like I'm committing a sin. Like I'm not even supposed to be eating this, but I am because I guess it's healthier. You know, something is off about it, but yeah. Welcome to swell. Welcome to swell. It's been nice chatting with
Jodi schiller
@FSMDevotee · 0:28
Thank you for your welcome and I'm so glad to be on swell. And I'm glad you can see that already you're having such epiphanies about the glory of the great meatball and spaghetti. Yes, of course. A vegan meatball is not the same thing. Of course, eating a vegan meatball is worshiping a false god. I'm so glad you can see the light. Come closer, my love. Come closer