Jodi schiller
@FSMDevotee · 2:38
The lost parable of Jesus eating pasta at a little divey Italian joint by the sea of Galilee and confronting my god, fsm.
This is a very little known parable, and in fact, some new information just came to light, and I'm including one of the pictures. There's actually several pictures of this conversation confrontation, however you want to put it. And I mean, this is real, exact, totally trustworthy proof that this conversation happened in this little Italian dive joint next to the Sea of Galilee back in BC. Anyway, so what happened in this beautiful conversation between Jesus and my God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Jodi schiller
@FSMDevotee · 0:10
Just a quick question. Love to hear your answers and that is simply who do you trust more? Jesus or the flying Spaghetti Monster?
I think I'm taking the route of agreeing to disagree. Neither. Too much history with the former and the latter I don't know enough about. I mean, I hear about his noodley goodness and sounds like a lovely guy, but is it the kind of noodley goodness guy monster that I want to worship and adore and devote my life to? Do I want to do that with anyone? Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to say neither
Swell Team
@Swell · 0:15
Jodi schiller
@FSMDevotee · 1:15
Thank you for your amazing, thoughtful response and for continuing to engage with my flying spaghetti monster. I deeply appreciate your caution, but I want to tell you that my God is worthy. That when you have found my God God, he will cover you in his joyous loving marinara sauce. And wherever you go, you'll be covered in his sauce. Yeah. And not only that, but you will find eternal bliss. Because, I mean, we're talking pasta and meatballs here
Maybe, just maybe, the more that I listen to your passion and excitement about the flying Spaghetti monster, maybe one day you'll sway me. Maybe you'll convert me