And now, in the moment you've all been waiting for, it's time for news with the host, Mac Macy. Bark in today's headlines. We've got stories that will make you unsubscribe from boredom and subscribe to Hilarity. First off, don't use the airport charging ports unless you really want to get know like Larry Craig, if you know what I mean. Next up, the Department of Agriculture. Yeah, they're making some moves, so let us turn them up