Esop's fables the mountain in labor many years ago, a mighty rumbling was heard from a mountain which was said to be in labor. Thousands of people flocked from far and near to see what it would produce. Well, after a long time of waiting and anxious expectation, out popped a mouse. The moral of the story, a magnificent and promising beginning, often ends in a poultry performance. For urban legends and stranger truths, I'm Bob Dennis