The tortoise was returned to her surprised and grateful owners. Quote, she's a little bit of a rough shape from spending so many cold winters here without heat, but she'll be okay. And we recommend a trip to the vet. End quote. That according to the refuge people who were taking care of the wild and crazy tortoise. Our thanks to Ben Hooper and the folks at the United Press International for their contribution to urban legends and stranger truths. I'm Bob Dennis