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Trevor Hammack
@tjh · 4:49

Mystery Notes Found In Food Products

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You open up the piece of paper, and it's some weird, cryptic note. It's just all of these random words strung together, saying weird things, like, just all kinds of. Just crazy things. And you're like, whoa, how did this get in here? And you're like, wait, I'm not going to eat this. I don't even know what's happening. And you start trying to find out

A strange mystery!

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Gary Brown
@garyplaysbone · 1:39
I'm absolutely sure that it's got to be something simple, like a chain of these friends or some small network group who work at these packaging plants are putting these notes in, and it's incredibly unhygienic. This is pretty dangerous stuff, but I'm sure there's a very relatively few number of people involved, and I'd be willing to bet you some money on it. But let me check it out. I can't wait to read the articles
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@tjh

It was the ten foot tall aliens. You know, the ones first seen in Miami and then seen again on that island just south of Sao Paulo, Brazil. It must have been them. They have some sort of, like, ability to materialize things in the unexpected places, and they thought somehow or another that these messages would be meaningful. Unfortunately, they didn't realize they had tapped into conspiracy theories
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Trevor Hammack
@tjh · 4:51

@SeekingPlumb Ok, everyone has jokes.

All right, maybe that doesn't work, but I really thought some of you would be like, you know, there's not much going on. Let's investigate this. Let's dig in. Let's look at the articles. Let's listen to the news reports. Let's see. But it seems that that's not the case, that everyone's going to laugh at me. I get it. Hey, good reference to the aliens in Miami because we all know that was real
@SeekingPlumb

@tjh

I am so sorry. That was never my intent, to make you feel like I was laughing at you or mocking you. It's just interesting to me that at this time, there's these multiple things that are happening in the world that surely have human origins, but the lengths or depths, the breadth that people are going to do these things and to have it appear however it'll appear. Right, so, for example, the aliens
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Trevor Hammack
@tjh · 3:18

@SeekingPlumb My Joking around

So even if it was legit, you were laughing at me, even if you were legitimately mocking me, it would be like, yes. What? I would just respond and just carry on. Nothing really gets to me that way. So, no, it's perfectly okay. People sometimes misinterpret my joking around as me being serious, but no, I was just joking around. I did not take offense in any way
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Gary Brown
@garyplaysbone · 2:32
All right, so I watched a couple of these news events, and they don't say very much at all. And, in fact, I was super frustrated because one of the news segments that came out a couple of days ago from one of the local east coast news channels, they said, we have new information about these strange notes. And then I watched the two minute news segment and there was no new information. Here's the thing I'm surprised about
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Gary Brown
@garyplaysbone · 1:23
You. Oh, I have to say there's one more thing that I think is important about this story, because it could be a hoax. It could be a very, very interesting hoax. The gentleman on the news segment that I saw, there were very few people actually appearing on the news segment that claimed to have found these notes. And he didn't actually show the sealed back bag
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