Because when you go to Arizona State, they don't teach you book smarts. They teach you life smarts. I can't do simple algebra, but I can tell you where to get the best spray Tan. I can't understand a recipe to Cook you a meal. But if you're constipated, I know all you need is a cup of coffee, two cigarettes and a handstand. I also can't name all 53 States. I don't want to