Satire Morning: 2026
While the majority of undesirables have decreased since the purge, authorities continue to protect families from these criminals. Anyone with any information should contact their local state officials to collect their reward. That's enough of that. Okay? Let's just let's just check the mail. Just great things. Department of treasury according to the Social Security repayment plan how are we supposed to pay for this chip that we never even collected on? I can't watch what you say. Watch what you say
It should be fine. And we're nowhere near Alaska, right? You about done? You ready to go back in? Come on. Come on. I know you want to stay outside, but you know what happened last time. You know what happened last time. I don't have to remind you. I'm sorry, buddy. I did not plan for this. All right, let's go back in. Got so much to do before the sun goes down, right?
Barbara Davis
@BDavis169 · 0:29
You. I hope you guys stay safe. And onions are tough, so onions travel well, so they should be okay. And it is a little eerie out there. I hope you have enough gas masks and I hope you have enough water for Jasper. Love you guys
It's. Try to get some work done and hopefully get some more electric rations. Open up the state AI page. Okay. Write a grant to get resources from the state official office requesting funds for the ration office in Ohio. Be sure to use more language that will show how hungry we are. I can't say that how loyal our region has been to the national service. The party? No, not parties. Party. There's only one. Enter. Copy. Submit to the sensor
Barbara Davis
@BDavis169 · 2:03
And ration all your food because we're probably not going to be able to go anywhere outside of the house because the air is going to be really toxic. Good luck
So anyway, just be careful and careful who you trust, because there's a lot of undesirables out there, and if they catch us talking to any of them, then we will sour all. So just be aware of things like that and pay attention to the birds and yeah, take care, and I'll catch you on the flip side. Stay in the house. Bye
Barbara Davis
@BDavis169 · 1:18
You. If you talk to Alberta, tell her I said hi and I may have some beets for her if she's interested. It's just a small crop of beets, but she may know some somebody who would take them if she doesn't want them. Like I said, it's just a small crop of beets. I expect to have them probably late tonight. I should be able to harvest them before it gets too hot. But I know that she's been looking