It was awesome. But the chairs were full from the moment I got there to the moment I left. So picture this, a room full of women, grown women, business women, dressed up as Barbie while men in black T shirts that said Ken across the front were serving us. Sounds good, right? I don't know. It would depend on your definition of good. It was hot. It was so hot. It was so hot
Not if I can help it. God, no. Okay. Who in their right mind plans a Barbie oriented event knowing that many of the women are going to show up in heels and has no place for women to sit down? Was this planned by a man? That was not fair at all. But oh my God. The craziness that you painted the visual for reminds me of we used to go to the World Series of Poker every year for eleven consecutive years a summer, I should say
Moe Johnson
@NeophyteSavant · 4:52
So I've seen many places at work and not at work where adults will lose their minds over the most trivial thing. And as far as the $25 gift certificate, that's a lot for some people. I remember taking a business class, and one of the things that they spoke about was if you want to attract people to your business, whether it's online or you have a physical storefront, there's a four letter word, and that's free
Swell Team
@Swell · 0:15
Carly D
@Astroality · 0:45
Your outfit was super cute. I love the wig, love the outfit, love the whole thing. I'm sorry that you had to walk around in heels all night long, but this sounds like it was an absolute blast. I would have gone just for the people watching. And I'm glad that you shared this story. I feel like my town needs to step it up on their company events and company parties now after hearing this, this sounds great
Renee Slay
@Renee_Slay · 3:46
I knew New knew that you would get the visual that I was trying to paint for this event. I have like, I have never like I mean, it was entertaining watching them b****** run and crawl over each other, but I would have. And I said, you know, I would have rather it be just an event, a combo event. Just a combo event. Or or her. Why Barbie?
Renee Slay
@Renee_Slay · 3:56
All he had to do was hold a tray with exactly what was on it on it. I believe they were bacon wrapped shrimp. Yes, sir. I'd have brought him home just for the shrimp. I'm just saying. Anyway, thank you for joining in this conversation. And, yeah, those office parties get crazy. I just try to avoid going to anything, and that's why I got pulled into this, is because one of the owners called me out
Renee Slay
@Renee_Slay · 0:14
Just had to add this post so that you could see the size of my friend's Jingle Juice. That is a woman after my own heart right there. Her I could hang out with any day and have
Renee Slay
@Renee_Slay · 3:20
I'm walking around all night, tripping over my own outfit, sweat pouring off my face, and having to scoop down and unhook my heel, which goes through lace, by the way, unhook my heel from my from my shirt the entire night while trying to juggle, holding everything, because there were no tables and no chairs. So, yeah, they could have done a little better. But the food was delicious. Delicious
J.L. Beasley
@Her_Sisu · 4:37
I was like, I'm walking with this white woman to the back of the building. What you got going on? And she was like, I got to smoke, you silly. She was like, you are hilarious. And so she's smoking a cigarette. And sister, why couldn't we stand out there and smoke? And she said, Well, I don't want people to know that I smoke. And I said, Girl, you at this after work event
Renee Slay
@Renee_Slay · 1:44
Make sure the men are hot, least look decent, at least. Would it be something you would want to see with that shirt? I'm just saying these were cute little old men. They really were, and I love them and I would have brought them home if possible because they serve so well. But if you do do the event, let me know how it goes because I'm telling you right now, you would be one of those people that I would want to bring her authentic self
Renee brings it, but she knows how to keep it classy, ladies. And how perfect was it that Menopausal Barbie won the prize and you helped her out with some of those ideas? Fabulous
Oh, my goodness. That is hilarious. I didn't even know that one of those little things came that big. You can't stick that in no pocket. Maybe if you have a big purse, you could. Wow
Renee Slay
@Renee_Slay · 0:33
It's hilarious because she had it worked into a little slot that she had built into her little menopausal barbie box. It was freaking amazing. I also gave her that idea. It was awesome that I'll say she did that. She did that s***. And I kept it classy only because I didn't want to run. I mean, there's very few things that I'm going to run for. Very, very few. You?
Everything Jay
@everythingjay · 2:08
They were like, dude, I thought you were, like, super mean, super strict, and you're, like, this awesome person to hang out with. So I think it can do some good, but I don't participate in a lot of it. I will say
Renee Slay
@Renee_Slay · 1:54
I'm just not going to be the one that the disaster hope happens to. So I'm careful. But there are those people that do go that just have awesome f****** personalities and I love hanging out with them, but I hang out with them anyway, generally when I'm picked up on that, because I am the most out of the box person in those offices, period. Period. They weren't ready