Well, I'll tell a couple. Why shouldn't you loan money to elves? Well, because they're always short. Oh, my gosh. Why shouldn't you trust snowmen? Because they're always up to snow. Good. Why does the Grinch enjoy gardening? Well, because he's got a green thumb. What did one Christmas tree say to the other? You need to lighten up. Okay, I'm going. Y'all. Don't hate me. Don't block me