All right, so the other day, we were giving hot dogs and hamburgers to the kids, and, man, they made a mess. There was just stuff everywhere. So I was cleaning up and I was cleaning up some ketchup. Then I had to hitch my eye. And then it just dawned on me. I have hindsight. It's always 2020 rather than that. 57 varieties
Carly D
@Astroality · 0:18
Oh, my God. I swear, you should write a whole book of dad jokes that are based solely around food, because, man, you've got them in spades. Oh. Why are you so funny, but so corny and so creative all at the same time? I don't know