So I've had the chance to look at the solar eclipse today. And as I was staring at its magnificent wonder, a voice spoke out to me, but I couldn't really hear it. But as I looked deeper into the solar eclipses power, a voice said to me, you, fucking moron, look away. Your eyesight will be permanently damaged, you fucking idiot. And I thought the voice was rather harsh, especially for a Monday, and it ruined the event for me