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Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 2:52

I know it's gross but I want to see it anyway

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And they did an electrocardiogram test after the shot a couple of times to see how my cardio was doing because that was, like, their primary concern, and I have not gotten an ECG in a long time. And, yeah, I always forget that it's that movie theater thing where they stick sticky things to you with cables running off of them, and that never fails to feel like a prank. I'm just like, there's got to be a better way to do this. Definitely
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Barely ‎
@barely · 1:14

Apple should make the sticky things with wires to measure your heart

In the time of Bluetooth headsets and other wireless devices. The sticky thing with wires does seem a bit outdated, I must say. Then again, it's probably the thing that works best. We could ask Apple to make Air Hearts monitor version, wireless version, which would probably cost the the medical facility way more money to implement. At what cost? At least you look fashionable while they scan your body for defects. So? Yeah. I don't know
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Christopher Melkus
@teenmethuselah · 1:38

@barely

Um, no. I mean, I'm being asked to lie down and have a complete stranger, like, see me at my most vulnerable, essentially, like, that is an intimidating position to be in. And it's the thing that they're gonna put on me to do. The thing they have to do has to look like anything. It should look really cool because that's going to help me a lot to be more comfortable in that situation. Right. This is already embarrassing
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