Okay. Swell. I have a very, very important question based on the events that just transpired overnight. Hillbilly logic. If there are any Hillbillies out there or anybody who's familiar with the Hillbilly logic, reasoning or mentality, please explain to me how kidnapping the governor of Michigan, who is White is going to start a Civil War. Please, somebody explain that to me. I'm not really familiar with the Hillbilly logic. I'm not familiar with the Hillbilly mentality in that way
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 4:22
You can tell we're real bright if you just look at our mug shots right now, I'm out on bail. Donald J. Trump Put up my money. But me and Kyle Brittany Houses we're all free right now because of the wonderful Republican Party who believes in God and law and order. So here's exactly how it was going to go. Now, see, we was going to just baby, I'll get to you in a minute. You can't always have Lovings
Mtwadamela Ijogo
@Mtwadamela · 1:26
Oh, s***, Joe. Hey, that has got to be your one of your best swells yet. And we have the Hillbillies to thank for that. But I'm curious, Mr. Hillbilly, because if you hadn't worked out the kinks yet, what exactly was the end game? You still haven't explained to me, Mr. Hillbilly
Mtwadamela Ijogo
@Mtwadamela · 1:40
So it would be in your best interest if you want to keep that b******* closed. Do not say anything about anything like that. Just keep your mouth shut, because that's not the world that you really want to be in screaming that type of s***. Okay, just a little bit of advice, Mr. Hillbilly, because you are going to prison, you and your buddies for a very long time. And one more piece of advice. Do not
Mtwadamela Ijogo
@Mtwadamela · 0:21
Well, it would appear that Mr. Hillbilly is still. How shall we say, preoccupied with his sheep. So we're just going to wait for Mr. Hillbilly to finish up with his sheep. And hopefully he'll give us an answer. Come on, Mr. Hillbilly. We're waiting on you
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 2:39
I want to go back to that again. I'm tired of being called a racist just because I'm the grand clegal in my local chapter, the Imperial White Knights of the Q Klux Klan. That don't make me a racist just means I want to hold on to traditional American values that Donald J. Trump is making us great again with. All right. Secondly, as for the question of how we allowed ourselves to be infiltrated by the FBI, why were we so dumb? Who's dumb?
Mtwadamela Ijogo
@Mtwadamela · 0:33
Okay, Mr. Hillbilly, I got just one more piece of advice for you. Since you, like, doing favors for dudes in prison, try to avoid some of the black guys up in there. I don't do any favors for them because some of those gentlemen are rather. How shall we say, swollen in the growing area so it might be a little painful for you. Then again, you probably like, s*** like that, don't you? I necessary
Okay, Hill Billy, I don't have any prison tips for you, but this sounded like some things that you might want to take into consideration because they could be true. But my one question for you is thank you for your answer about how the FBI are shapeshifters. I think you said so. My question is if they shift shapes and become part of the Hillbilly Militia nation, do they have to practice the Llama Koutra to?
Howie Rubin
@Howie · 0:12
Great, swell, average Joe. I guess the only way to find joy in Mudville, which I believe we are in today, is to laugh about it. And you certainly did make me laugh