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Howie Rubin
@Howie · 1:24

My wife is mad at me

She proceeds to get up to show me that there are no crumbs on her seat, and I start to laugh. She says to me, what the h*** is so funny? And I said to her, I can't tell you. She said, what do you mean you can't tell me? I said, I can't tell you, because if I tell you what I'm laughing at, you're going to get mad at me

She has no sense of humor

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Howie Rubin
@Howie · 0:06
Just for the record and in case she ever listens to this swell, she really doesn't have a bigger ask than mine
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Shahnaz Ahmed
@bookishpodcast · 1:02

Laughing so much. Thank you!

But then again, just wait till I start dripping things all over me. That's hilarious. I just absolutely love it. And the larger ask comment, it's absolutely priceless. I'm surprised you're still alive. Or at least not in a hospital being beaten up. But what do you say? The small winds. Thank you for sharing. That was wonderful. And I hope you haven't. Wonderful day. Bye
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Lee Casey
@gamecock · 0:14
Hey, how a great story there. Just remember, if you've got crumbs all over you and Chrome's all over your seat, that just means the food was really good. So your wife should take that as a compliment. Have a great day
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