@GottaGetSaid
Matthew Cuocco
@GottaGetSaid · 4:56

My soliloquy

Now, if you have a scientist, call me and tell me no, a covert hot zone is catch up. Okay, Kudos, I'm not trying to bend the rules here. I respect it. I respect the game. But until that happens, it just seems strange to me. I'll never understand it. Or we could talk about first dates. Why? They're not awkward. What do you order?

just a five minute video of me chatting because I wasn’t really sure with the five minute should’ve entailed ,

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phil spade
@Phil · 1:50

Great stuff! Postal tips!

Hey, Matthew, great stuff. You know, your name and voice sound really familiar, and I just can't put my finger on it, but it feels like I know you from somewhere, and I can't put my finger on it anyway. Postal carriers and tipping at the end of the year, I would throw the trash guys and the recycling guys in there as well. And it's always kind of a debate for me. Like you said, it's their job
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@GottaGetSaid
Matthew Cuocco
@GottaGetSaid · 4:54

thanks for the reply and yes you are correct .

Like I said, man, maybe I'm the jealous guy wishing that was me, but I just don't understand it. I just don't understand it. But you're right. Tipping the post office. It's just funny. Like, I see these things, and I'm just like, they pop up in my head. I'm like, I just have to talk about these things. I have to speak about these things. The waiter things. That's a rough one for me
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Swell Team
@Swell · 0:15

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Deborah Pardes
@DBPardes · 0:48

@petpeeves once a day challenge!! General Peeve!!

You're getting it out there. It just happens to be in this open cast that you can post to, and I find you very angry, very upset, and very pointed. You're very good. So don't stop. Please
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phil spade
@Phil · 2:12

Why is the bill amount the tip determinant?

But suppose there's a table of aholes next to me that are sending back their entree three, four times. They are harassing the waitress. They're just really making life difficult. Now, if their bill is less than mine, they don't need to tip the waitress, even though waiter or waitress, even though that waiter or waitress did far more work on the table of a holes than they did me
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