@AverageJoe
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 3:10

What Has YouTube Drawn You Into?

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And maybe it was just because I needed a g****** distraction from all the ugliness we've endured over the last four years. But here I am building a small collection, and I can't even make sense of it myself. So I want to know what is your thing? Has it happened to you? Have you been drawn in and what is your signature scent? Gentlemen and ladies, what is your signature scent? I mean, we might as well talk about that now

YouTube, Frag Heads

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@sudha
Sudha Varadarajan
@sudha · 0:45
And of course, Minecraft, because YouTube has its entire homepage messed up with everything that my kids binge watch in every smart device in this house. And so with that, there is nothing going on in YouTube over here
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@DBPardes
Deborah Pardes
@DBPardes · 0:55

Pomegranate rabbit hole

It has to be something that's completely mysterious so that you can't tell me what I'm wearing. Youtube. I got completely rabbit holes when I looked up how to efficiently eat a pomegranate. Just type in how to eat a pomegranate, like how to get the seeds out. You're going to never come home
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@Tim
Tim Ereneta
@Tim · 1:57

Musical niches

Now my preferred signature scent now is fresh sourdough bread out of the oven, so it's hard to bottle. So I have to take the bread out of the oven, spread some olive oil or butter on it, and then rub it a little down on the wrists and under my chin, and then run out and try and get someone to notice me right away
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@AverageJoe
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 2:01
And what does she look at on YouTube, Jeffrey Star and all of the makeup community. In fact, I just got a notification yesterday from Hip Dot about a pallet that I bought her for Christmas. That was so back ordered. It just shipped yesterday. So I think her searches is how I ended up getting recommended fragrance reviews. And now I have an addiction. I have a problem. I'm going to have to have, like, an intervention. I think at some point, pomegranates
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@bowie
Bowie Rowan
@bowie · 2:41

https://s.swell.life/SSS78rPWNK3gxiY

Okay, so my first question is, did your fragrance arrive yet? Because I want to know exactly what it feels like to smell like vanilla and tobacco. Do you become like a new person? Does an alter ego emerge? Do you suddenly start talking in a different accent? I'm very curious
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@AverageJoe
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 3:00
Did my fragrance arrive? You mean fragrance says? Because I'm so disgusted with me. I really am. It smells wonderful to smell like tobacco and vanilla. It really does. In fact, the woman has even stolen it from me. She loves it, too. But this one, this picture that I posted here, Happy Land Studios, Paisley, sky, EJ Wells creation. That is insane. That thing right there
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@voices
Voices of Swell
@voices · 0:17

https://youtu.be/0Bmhjf0rKe8 @AverageJoe

Oh, Joe, I don't know if you're listening to this, but I just stopped holding to this threat again. It makes me so happy. I'm going to just post here something that I just saw that's 18 seconds long, and it's just adorable. And I love it. And I hope you hear it. Bye
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