Hey, guys. Session three of two dope minutes is about to draw with the gorgeous Emily Hagen, the incomparable Stacey Inez the gorgeous Kristen West, the smooth Mellow. Bye bye, birdie Kyle De Camp. And, of course, your favorite of mine, the mom of the century, Jocelyn may listen to their two dope minutes below and then join us for a live conversation tomorrow, Saturday, March 13, at 10:00. A.m. Can't wait
Kristin West
@thekristinwest · 2:02
My breasts really need their own area code and zip code because men just seem to get lost in them and they need GPS to come back home to Jesus and their wives. This has been Kristin West, and my two minutes are up. Th
Jocelyn May
@jocelynmay · 2:03
I so want to be a cool mom, but I'm actually a Tiger mom, I do this because I love my kids, even though they basically hate me for it. For instance, any half intelligent mom knows that excessive WiFi exposure can mutate your kids. And just because it hasn't been scientifically proven yet doesn't make it true. So I convinced my husband to make our house into a WiFi free zone
Swell Team
@Swell · 0:15
Stacy Ines
@stacyyines · 1:59
But then I remember that the sex would have to be 50 50 work, so I'd rather stay straight and have them do all the work. I mean, I won't come, but I won't do cardio either. But I love online dating. I love it so much because it's like Amazon. But for Dicks, you can sort your D*** by job, profession, education and color, just depending on other flavor of the month that time
Emilie Hagen
@emilieknowsbest · 2:33
What I did was first I moved in with my boyfriend Stencil, and you're probably thinking, Wait, what's his name? Stencil. Like eraser. Wait, protractor. No. I mean, I'm sure if his name was Protractor, we would actually f***. No, his name is Stencil. So obviously our sex life wasn't good enough, so I had to fill my time with doing other things. Sorry, Sunset. He's distracted by a Bitcoin murderer