Session 2 starts now....
Tgif it is Friday and that means it is time for two dope minutes. Episode Two listen to the comments below and then join us tomorrow Saturday at 10:00 a.m.. For a live mix and mingle discussion. Thank you
When I was growing up, my mother had a fine tooth comb and Patel shampoo. Okay, she would try and comb through the knots of my hair, yelling in Italian, the woman who wants to look beautiful must endure great pain. And then one day she'd had enough and told my aunt to cut off all my hair. And I had the shortest Pixie haircut. I looked like Pat Benatar, and I looked like a boy for the next two years
Zakeeya Patel
@zakeeyapatel · 2:03
But this time all the skeletons rattled in bearing bags and bags and bags of food, from chocolate hummus to homemade mousse. I get it, I get it. They've come to feast and Gorge before the New Year's Resolution ritual, where they sacrificed their happiness and shed their mortal flesh for the favor of the Worthiness guards every protruding rib and announced a meal one step closer to validation before the clock strikes midnight on the 31st day of the 12th month
Sakia. I'm sure I'm saying that wrong. Can you please do audio books of all of my children's books, please? Thank you
Fielding Edlow
@fieldingedlow · 2:00
I was like, oh, you wear is like a crop top body glitter and kid lip gloss that smells like old tires. It's like I gave birth to a little Disney hooker, and we only have one child because I feel like you can still kind of leave if you just have one. I hate her friends. One of them Clemente. She texts me an eight year old. Text me to see when my daughter's free
Jayson Shore
@JaysonShore · 2:05
In fact, I was sure we were doing that thing that men asked for, but rarely get, like the Chewbacca figurine I begged for when I was little. But now in the form of my wife's poop hole, I said, Honey, is this okay? Jay? It's fine. But how is it? Fine. Like we didn't even talk about it first. I said, You're sure this is okay? Yes. Keep going. Don't talk. Wow
Swell Team
@Swell · 0:15
Just go to a park, see some dude with the baby, like, hey, what's up, man? You got a kid there? Yeah, it's my child. Well, I don't know if you're busy, but you want to come to my house? Do you have shapes? I have shapes. Okay, cool. Let's do it