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@TheComedyCouch

Every Saturday at 10AM join me on the couch with my favorite emerging stand-up comics as we use comedy to tackle existential topics.

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Jackie Fernandez
@jackiefern · 2:15

Casual Catch Up Over Eggs

Okay, but did you know that you can only get pregnant, like, two and a half days out of the entire frigging month? Two and a half days. As the doctors telling us this, my friend is nodding, taking copious notes, and she's like, okay, I will only have sex with my husband on those days. And I'm next to her also nodding, but going, okay, those are the days I will not be having sex
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