Orlando was a 64 year old dude, nice looking and in good shape and had similar interests. And we were texting, and we were texting for about three weeks, like the long Con. And I could tell by his text that either English was the second language or he was a moron. So I asked him where he was from, and he told me Malta. And I asked him where he was educated. And he told me Malta, which is basically a rock in the middle of the ocean