@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 4:55

πŸ‘Ώ YOU ARE OF THE DEVIL BUT... CAN I TAKE YOU OUT? πŸ‘Ώ Renee Attemps to Date 😳

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Hey, hey, it's Renee Slay with another episode of Uncensored. And I have decided since I've gotten such positive activity on my other rants about my attempts at dating to create a segment called Renee Attempts to Date, this is where you will be finding all of those crazy details. And I haven't even gone on a date yet, child, so it should get good. I'm going to tell you about the latest one now

#spiritual #spirituality #homophobic #lgbtq+ #datingdisasters #evil

@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 4:46
And then I go back just to relook at his profile, right? Because I'm like, okay, what did I f****** miss? And nothing's there except for the fact that it'll give you suggestions and you match or whatever. I don't know if you've been on a dating app, it's a nightmare. So he had been suggested because he lives three f****** miles away
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@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 1:01
Ah. You know what I just realized? Because he just messaged me again, wanting to hang out, I just realized the only time a good Bible thumping man is going to want to hook up with something that he thinks is a devil or evil is when he just wants to tap that a**. Can you believe this little m***********? It took me a second
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@SeekingPlumb

@Renee_Slay

They feel vulnerable in this state, or maybe something else is going on and I can make those allowances for it, right? But when somebody wants to meet me for the first time or get to know me or what have you and there's these non through lines, then I'm like, well, what am I supposed to do with that? Am I just supposed to put blinders on and pretend I don't see it?
@SeekingPlumb

@Renee_Slay

Of course, I wouldn't, you know, let it go too far or too long, but I'd be almost over the top, so it'd be in his face so that he can see the ridiculousness of what he's saying and doing. I would purposely almost make a parody of it
@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 3:42

@SeekingPlumb

And really, if you thought I could do buharia, that would be very risky to f*** around with me. And I know for sure that at least here, all the Mexicans that I have met and dealt with firmly believe in the evil eye, the Buhariya, any kind of casting, casting, casting, and abuja can put bad, bad s*** on you. So why would you f*** with that?
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@SeekingPlumb

@Renee_Slay

I knew several of those things, but not about the eye contact with redheads. I knew that redheads were burned at one time, similar to witches. Right. Anyway, I got nothing more except to say that people are strange and yet intriguing in their strangeness. In the meantime, I shall continue to watch what's going on this very moment. I have attached a photo
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@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 0:38

@SeekingPlumb

Okay, so I'm going to have to do one more because Mijo's looking at me crazy because he's like, Why are you taking a picture of him? And I don't get in on that. So I'm going to do one more post. They really got to fix this with this end. At least three
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@Her_Sisu
J.L. Beasley
@Her_SisuΒ Β·Β 4:52

Part 1

And so a conversation, this is my belief, and I get it. People date how they want to. I'm just sharing my thing. I don't talk about religion or politics up front because those are topics that people are tightly woven to, like, they are passionate about
@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 0:09

@SeekingPlumb

Okay, little attention. Hormi ho. And then Charlie moved, and it's so funny. Okay, so just one more, and then I promise I'll stop
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@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 1:00

@SeekingPlumb

That dogs will only flip over for you if they feel safe. He don't care at all who you are. And I have a back scratcher that it's attached, like, on an antenna like thing where it comes out. And every time he sees me get it and I start pulling, that, it's a single girl back scratcher
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@Her_Sisu
J.L. Beasley
@Her_SisuΒ Β·Β 4:51

Part 2

Because let's not put the desire to have sex only on men. We women like it just as much as they do. And so we meeting up too, because we want to f***. Also, there's a possibility that this man is reaching out because he's like, I've met someone. It seems like she has a lot of depth and breadth to her that I I don't know, the phone conversation or text conversation kind of went left
@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 4:36

@Her_Sisu

I'm not going to shut my opinions out, and I won't act like my daughter doesn't exist. But I get your reasoning behind not wanting to go there right away, but that's touchy here, I'm not sure. It's a very conservative area, like bright red. So nobody agrees with me anyway. Not nobody. There's a quiet group somewhere, but they haven't heard from them. The other thing about women can want sex, too
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@SeekingPlumb

@Renee_Slay

Oh, my goodness. I missed the shot when Bart had his paw up on the screen as if he's trying to reach for the pigeon. It would have been perfect, but I didn't quite get there in time. Okay, your cutie. Patootie I can just imagine him tilting his head up and looking at you like, what are you doing, woman it would be nice if we could add another photo or two. Just another photo. Or do
@SeekingPlumb

@Renee_Slay

I feel like his name is right on the tip of my tongue. Anyway, I just love how you've been able to capture a bit of their personalities in these photos. They're so cute
@Swell
Swell Team
@SwellΒ Β·Β 0:15

Welcome to Swell!

@NeophyteSavant
Moe Johnson
@NeophyteSavantΒ Β·Β 4:59

@Renee_Slay

And when I was mentioning that they'll probably get more replies than not, it's because the type of time we're living in one of the I think it's the first poem or second poem that I put up where at? The end of it. I mentioned about the type of time that we're living in where right is wrong and wrong is right. In the world of contradiction. And that's what it reminds me of
@NeophyteSavant
Moe Johnson
@NeophyteSavantΒ Β·Β 2:49

@Renee_Slay

And then he spoke a little bit about his own relationship ship. So I definitely would like to hit on that. Yeah. So I'm definitely going to not only do that, but make time out to reply to these swells because I learned a lot from them. Anyway, you have a wonderful day, Renee
@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 0:18

@SeekingPlumb

Thank you. Thank you. Yes, that is the one that four times ran into the screen. Four. He is something else. He is so funny. He is Charlie. So he's the old guy, and now they're going crazy. But MIHA's the loud one
@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 4:23

@NeophyteSavant

And how beautiful is that? So yeah, I'm going to make fun of people and I'm going to crack jokes on here because not naming names and this is real life s*** that's happening, but I find the comedy in it. I have to. I have to. I mean, literally got cussed out the other day for not being a Trump supporter. No lie. No lie on a dating app
@Her_Sisu
J.L. Beasley
@Her_SisuΒ Β·Β 4:44

@Renee_Slay

But she had her reasons why, and it was rooted her being raised in the deep rural south and some things that she went through that she just felt like having a fair skinned baby growing up in this world would have her baby have a different experience. So I get it. Everyone has their reasons and more power to you. You make decisions that are going to keep you safe in the process and respect. What if I'm out of breath? Jesus
@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 2:56

@Her_Sisu

But because he came at me respectfully, I can do that. It's when they don't that I thank God for showing me who someone is, and I move along. Move along. I don't know. Plus, I think I'm, like, in no big hurry. It is what it is. It'll be what it is. It's not like I'm desperate yet. Not yet
@geo_rhymes
Nidhin George πŸ”·
@geo_rhymesΒ Β·Β 2:31

Your bring these swells alive😍

But because it was predominantly from the female perspective, I realized all I had to do was just sit back and soak in whatever is being offered and sort of enjoy and understand the perspective. The situations here where I'm from in India and dating both for women and for men are rather quite different from the reality that you're narrating. That's not to say it's positive. It's still quite negative in many aspects, but the ground reality driven by the culture and society is fairly different
@Her_Sisu
J.L. Beasley
@Her_SisuΒ Β·Β 4:54

@Renee_Slay

I honestly think there must be something in the drain that is attracting the ants that's going down the drain from my bathing process, because it seemed like they were coming out of the drain. And the only thing that I can think of that has been different in the past month, a month and a half, ish, is that my boyfriend makes his own soap. And of course, he gives me the soap. He also makes his own shea butter, and he shares that with me
@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 0:52

@geo_rhymes

Why, thank you. I wonder how different the differences are. I know they're different based on, like, okay, if you can base them on reality shows. Because I've watched stuff like 90 Days, 90 Day Fiance, whatever, and I see a lot of differences. However, it's also TV, and reality isn't always reality
@Renee_Slay
Renee Slay
@Renee_SlayΒ Β·Β 1:47

@Her_Sisu

Well, it stopped them definitely from coming up through the pipes, which how the h*** are they getting in there? I've got no clue. I just know that I thought, okay, bleach can kill an ant. So I didn't know if it was going to stop it permanently. But they haven't come back and that was a while ago. So any of that you might try seems to be a solution
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