@Nighttime
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@Nighttime · 2:47

5 red flags in men

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Because he wishes he was 6ft tall and he's not, and he hates God for it. But because God is not real, he takes out the woman he dates. So red flag number one. Red flag number two a guy who licks his lips a lot. Why are you doing that? Do you think it's deductive? Do you think it's really getting me going? Are you using that to liberate the lies you're about to tell? Red flags, stop licking your lips

#men #red #flag #male #feminist #511 #humor

@isabellaa
Isabella Croston
@isabellaa · 0:34
And then when you said, are you looking your lips for the lies you're about to tell? I nearly lost it. That was so funny. So thank you for this, which made my day
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