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Ramya V
@Ramya · 0:09

What is the lamest joke you know?

From bad jokes to bad jokes. What are the lame ones that you can come up with? Go on, share them here with us. Thank you

The best kind of jokes are the lame ones!

Ramya V
@Ramya · 0:29

Buddhist Monk & the hot dog vendor🤣

Here is one that cracked me up today. It goes like this. What did the Buddhist Monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything that'll be $3, says the vendor. The Monk handles over a $20 bill. What about my change? Asks the Monk. Change must come from within. Next, replies the vendor
Neal Damiano
@NealD · 0:15
Well, when I was a kid, my uncle used to always say, you want to hear a dirty joke, and I go, okay. And he'd say, White Horse fell in the mud. There you go
Indy Rishi Singh
@MysticScientist · 0:15
Okay. Okay. Are you ready? Okay. So what's the opposite of pro, Con. Right, right. Pro and Con. Okay, so what's the opposite of progress
Karan Dev
@Karan.Dev · 0:06

@MysticScientist Is it Congress?

Hey, Andy, is the answer to your question? Congress
Howie Rubin
@Howie · 0:07
I think the lamest joke I've heard in a long time was Ted Cruz telling us that he was just being a good parent
Liora H
@liora · 0:49


Alright, I have my own joke to add to this thread. I'm sorry I'm a little late, but it's a blonde joke. So here we go. A blonde woman walks into a store and says, hey, I would like to buy this microwave. But the man working at the store says, hey, we don't serve of blonde here. You need to leave. So she leaves. She dyes her hair pink
Lena Foster
@LenaFoster · 0:08

Bad joke my gramps always thought we didnt know so kept telling it to us

What did the alligator say when he ate the clown? He said that tasted funny