@Howie
Howie Rubin
@Howie · 0:17

First pitch

One of the most exciting parts about Opening Day is that Fauche gets to throw the first pitch at the Washington, DC. I am hoping that he is able to throw it from the mound. I am hoping that he is able to throw it on other fly. And I would love to see a comparison of how his form versus Trump's form

Go Fauci

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@Taylor
Taylor J
@Taylor · 0:07
Hey, Howie. I didn't end up seeing the first pitch. Did he do a good job
@Phil
phil spade
@Phil · 0:31

He did NOT do well.💣

He did not. He threw the first pitch like he's been cooped up in a laboratory for the past 40 years, and the joke started pouring in that the ball was socially distancing from the plate, that he was flattening the curve ball that he threw and it went on and on. But no, it really wasn't good. It was way off target and hit the ground. Probably a good 20 to 30ft away from the catcher wasn't good
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@Swell
Swell Team
@Swell · 0:15

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@Taylor
Taylor J
@Taylor · 0:21
For a moment there, I thought you were describing how I threw a pitch, but I realized that you were talking about Dr. Faucey. Boy, I'm sad to hear that, but, you know, I guess he's been focusing his mind known other things for the time being. Maybe he'll do better in a future performance. Yeah
@Howie
Howie Rubin
@Howie · 0:22
I am Fati's age and I'm wondering how well I would do. I played a ton of Fastpitch softball up until age 34 in pretty competitive League. Explain the outfield and I'm wondering how far I could throw a ball. Now I haven't thrown a ball in maybe 30 or 40 years, so I think I'm going to go ahead and give it a try. It's
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