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"…I want to know if there's anybody out there that has ever tried Vaseline on toast. I can actually honestly say that in the 90s I tried it and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Can't think of any particular reason why I would want to have Vaseline on toast again. But I remember hearing it in that song by The Flaming Lips back in the day that she uses that Celine. Does anybody out there remember that song?…"
"…I don't know what in the help of s you want to try that, but I wouldn't do it if I. Nope. Couldn't do it. Nasty dude.…"
"…I don't know. What the h*** are you thinking? Boy can't do that.…"
"…No, I've never had basiling on toast. That just sounds disgusting. I'd rather have mayonnaise on toast. And I don't even like mayonnaise.…"
"…If anybody puts Vaseline on my toast, I'm pressing charges. F*** that.…"
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