"…Today's Friday. Yep, it's Friday. So hopefully you have a good Friday. And may your Friday be jubilant. Or if stressful, you can find a solution. But if not, that's okay too. Some Fridays need to be stressful every now and then. And if you already had your weekend off and today is not your Friday, well, tough luck, because I'm going to enjoy and you're going to have to suffer through it. But still, have a good day.…"